Royal Wedding Madness!

We're sure it probably requires some crazy feat of industrial engineering to make gazillions of heart-shaped doughnuts, and that anyone who does so is no doubt proud of the accomplishment. So we didn't want to fault Dunkin' Donuts when they announced their Royal Wedding doughnuts last month — even though they are so blatantly just repurposed Valentine's Day doughnuts. (See the photographic evidence, above.) But still, we can only wonder why the vanilla-icing-with-a-chocolate-drizzle combo, according to Dunkin', "signifies the love between Prince William and Catherine." Anyway, they're officially available in the tristate area for a week starting today, so you have a little bit of time to stock up before the nuptials on Friday.