Let me see someone with this shyt on!

While going to order another rose gold chain in the jewelry store I came
across this dumbass piece. Im not sure what to call it because its made
like a watch and it looks like one but it has no hands to nor numbers to
indicate what time it is. SMH but this shyt is being sold for $799.00.
Why I have no idea but this says dumbass written all over this piece of
jewelry.
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